We have some major winners

Iris Took of Great Smials and I were discussing the mark. brand the last time I delivered her AVON, and we weren't entirely sure if it was acceptable for anyone over the age of 16.

So I decided to get some for myself and give it a whirl. Uh, I love it. Seriously.

Hands down easiest liquid eyeliner I've ever used... and I usually CAN NOT put it on myself

mark On the Edge Hook Up Liquid Eyeliner
Live dangerously.
price: $5.50
Get a precise, long-wearing finish with this quick-drying, easy-to-apply liquid liner.0.08 fl. oz.

Absolutely just as nice and glossy as my MAC Lipglass

mark Glow Baby Glow Luxe Hook Up Lip Gloss
Mirror, mirror
price: $5.50
Super-reflective, micromirror, pearlized particles capture and reflect light from every angle to give lips a luxe, glam finish. Unique brush applicator. 0.12 oz. net wt.

Extraordinarily natural looking powder foundation that didn't cause a single break-out. Oil-free and no cake face

mark Powder Buff Natural Skin Foundation
Polished to perfection.
price: $8.00
Cover imperfections with this ultrablendable, oil-free presed powder foundation that allows buildable sheer-to-full coverage. Dual-sided compact has built-in mirror and sponge applicator. Fragrance free. 0.4 oz. net wt.Pro-tip: Use the mark Powder Brush for sheer coverage or the enclosed sponge for a velvety finish.

Um, CONVENIENT!
mark. make it go away

MAKEUP REMOVING WIPES
Whether you're exhausted after a long night out or sweaty after a workout, these towelettes - saturated with a gentle cleanser - are a great substitute for your regular face wash and can even be used to remove eye makeup. Pack of 30 wipes.
magalog: $8.00

Total investment: $26.00

I'd give the line and A for sure.

I'm thinking of having him over...

Iris Took of Great Smials had shared a Craig's List listing that was awesomely looking for a "Drunk Clown." So I decided to share the one that my mom sent me. She said she just "happened" upon it. Whatever. I'll let her explain that one herself...

Looking to do any and all work/labor/chores for any Woman for FREE
What i'm looking for is quite unique. i'm a 21 year old male who goes to college, and is looking for a job in the area while i'm enrolled this year. However, this 'job' really doesn't have to pay much; in fact, it doesn't have to pay ANYTHING. What will i do? You name it, and i'll do it; it's that simple. As long as you're a Woman who thinks she could use my services, i'll gladly work for you around the house, around the office, or anywhere else you'd want me to. All for free. No, this isn't some stupid BS scam post, i'm just a young male with plenty of free time on my hands, who loves being bossed around by dominant women (no matter what their age). So why bother paying someone lots of money to come over and do your chores, wash your car, mow the lawn, or paint the garage? Why bother wasting your precious time doing those menial tasks, when you can just call me up, and order me to do them instead? Honestly, as long as i'm being 'used' by a dominant woman, i'll gladly do any work/labor for free. Want me to come over, vacuum all your rooms, do the dishes, give you a foot massage, or simply wait on you hand and foot after a long day at the office, all for nothing more than the opportunity to make your life easier and grovel at your feet? i'd be extatic for the privilege. If i've at all peaked your interest, please send me a message or spread the word along to any other females you know who might have a use for me. I promise i'll go out of my way to prove to you i'm 100% serious and real. If you still don't believe this offer is legit, you can even call me right now at 440-628-4166, or IM me on Yahoo or AIM at psb2k4. Hopefully my Couch Princess will contact me soon.

Original URL: http://toledo.craigslist.org/lbs/829489725.html

I will totally boss his ass around if he'll clean my basement.

New Funnest Site Ever

Oh yearbookyourself.com, I could spend hours on ye!

This is what my brother's high school picture looks like.

I love the 80's

1994 - My freshman year

This is not far off from my senior picture from this year.

2000 - Thank goodness I was out of school by then.

I got this from Quiet Oasis . Go to http://www.blogger.com/www.yearbookyourself.com and PLEASE post it on your blog so I can see it.

Good News of the Day!

So I finally went and had my CAT scan done and I was TERRIFIED to say the least. I've had this bump on my head that I've tried to ignore. It got fairly large while I was pregnant, but I still tried to ignore it. Then other people started noticing it and I had to accept the fact that it was there and it was growing. The 2 days of waiting for the results were excruciating and then when I called the surgeon's office his nurse didn't have it because he likes to take things with him and he was in the middle of surgery. I screamed into the phone "WELL I'D LIKE TO KNOW IF I HAVE A HUGE CANCEROUS TUMOR ON MY FOREHEAD, OK????" She must have felt bad for me because she managed to catch him for 20 seconds in the hallway and called me back about 15 minutes later with the FABULOUS new!!! Neither the radiologist or he feel that it is cancerous and he's going to remove it ASAP. While I'm not totally jazzed about the idea of head surgery, I'm jazzed that it's not cancer.

Phew.

Best. Anniversary. Ever.: A photo montage

This was hands down the best anniversary we've ever had. I've never spent so much time laughing. We started out with the 3 of us going to the zoo. While there is an elephant only feet away, this facial expression is dedicated to the duck that walked up.
Then it was off to Yia Yia's house for Athena, and Louis and I went downtown to Tango's. I had the crab and shrimp enchilada's and Louis had the Ahi tuna tacos, in case you were wondering.

Happy 5 years. Cheers.

Ooooh, video games just like the one we play at the local bar. Fun!

And I'm over it. Stop.

What's it take to get a drank around here??

There we go. Mango margarita.

Thanks to everyone that has supported us along the way! Here's to many, many more!!!!!

Our First Mother's Day

I had the most wonderful time with my daughter and family. Ms. Bee, my mom and me all had AWESOME breakfast at the yacht club down the street. Then we went to Yia Yia's house and well, you all know how I feel about her cooking. I ate (as did Auntie Jill) until I honestly felt like I was going to get sick. After we got home, Ms. Bee fell asleep on me on the couch and Louis rubbed my feet. I was in Heaven.

Did everyone else have a lovely weekend?

P.S. Did you notice Ms. Bee's first booboo?? She fell out the front door and skinned her little nose. I was more upset than she was at my failure as a parent.

Just thought I'd share

My dad was cleaning out his house and came across old high school pictures of my brother and me. Are we or are we not the best looking things on the planet?

My brother got all the ladies, as one would assume by the pose and the 'stache. Burt Reynolds who?

P.S.
t.w.i.t.- boy oh boy do I have an ab fab picture of YOU from high school doing the whole "mock wedding" thing...

Let's laugh instead, shall we?

*If Two Pretzels hubby brought back HIS flat top he might be able to pull this off.

*The chubby one pretty much has no option other than gang-bangin' lest he got his butt kicked EVERY DAY in school. Now he's just gangsta.

*People get mad when you do this. My friend and I use to get into daring matches when we drank, and once I told her to run up, snatch this guys drink out of his hand, and then just pound it. Well, the gentleman yells "Dude, that beotch just stole my drink!" And he started to come after us. Just an FYI.

*My parents have a van like this (sans spray paint) and they don't understand why I think their hippie wagon is just creepy.

*Man, that is cool...