With the help of my enabling mom and the beauty of teh internets, I have discovered Wine Ice Cream USA. As a frequent sad bastard, what better way would there be to eat away some feelings than with 5% alcohol ice cream IN MY BELOVED WINE FLAVORS!?!!
This is revolutionary.
I'm writing to them to see if they'll distribute their magic to other states. Bored housewives the country over will rejoice with me!
I do not want to barf.
I'm barfed out.
Week 1, Athena barfed all about the house.
Week 2, Zofia barfed all about the house, the car, and the school.
I've had enough and I refuse to get it so I got some of these: