A Trying Day

It all started at 6am when Yoda spotted a rabbit outside that I did not see. He got Mini to catch it and then they proceeded to attempt dismemberment. So I have 2 bloody, furry dogs that I am attempting to rinse off whilst keeping Athena from flipping because I'm not sitting there staring at her (which she prefers). After the hosing I walk into the living room which startles Mini because he knows I'm peeved and he pees on the chair. I scrub the chair while still singing about it to Athena to keep her happy and mentally cursing my dogs. Then I go outside to move the rabbit so the carnage can't continue and I have it by the leg yelling "Oh God Oh God Oh God!" And I toss it over the fence. I come back inside to wash my hands over and over and over again and I hear a GIANT fart. I look at Athena and she is grinning ear to ear. The explosive sound from her little butt shot everything out the top of her diaper. Now a third individual needs hosing. But I can't be too upset because just like her mother Athena thinks farts are hilarious. And it was only then 6:30am...