Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Look closely before you speak to me and Ms. Bee...


If one more person in the store starts talking to me about my "son" I'm going to knock some heads and create a scene.

"Yes ma'am, my son is cute in his all pink outfit and his all pink stroller. We're hoping that if we continue to dress him like this and call him by a girl's name, he just might start the Wham! Revival Group."

11 comments:

Hurley said...

I saw a shirt that said "real men wear pink," so that could be lending to the confusion. Get her a shirt with common girl phrases on it like "oh no, you didn't," or "Chocolate is a food group." That should make it more clear. WHAM!? Don't act like you didn't like WHAM!.

Nadja said...

No joke, I had "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" stuck in my head for 6 months straight.

Ky • twopretzels.com said...

Those have got to be the same people who ask larger-boned women when they're due...

Hurley said...

It's a google ad that pays me when people click on it.

TravelDiva said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Pink should be a dead giveaway....

AH! Now that song (and anything George Michael related) will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day. I swear "Father Figure" just popped in.

Nadja said...

My utmost apologies traveldiva!

Wrestling Kitties said...

People are idiots.

I do love the reference to Wham! hahahaha - Awesome!

Iris Took said...

Was that Wayne Arnold on the bottom? From the Wonder Years?

Traci said...

one would think that PINK would be a dead giveaway. but it's not. pink, purple, bows, sparkly shoes. doesn't matter. some moron will still say 'Oh what a cute boy.'

makes me crazy.

TravelDiva said...

LOL

Nadja said...

OH.MY.GOSH! IT DOES LOOK LIKE WAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!