Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Zing!

Today's off the cuff remark award goes to me for:

"Ugh! If you were any less useful you'd be an appendix!"

Cracked myself up.

5 comments:

Sad Panda said...

I read "appendage," as in an arm or a leg, not "appendix." You're version is far more funny than mine.

Hurley said...

Sidebar: When two people at my work are arguing and one says something pretty clever or funny to the other, even though I'm not in the conversation at all, I shout from my desk "ZING!" It makes me laugh to myself, and adds to my mystery. Actually, I think I might post this exact coment on my Blog.

Nadja said...

My thing is to yell out "Oh snap!" Even if a complete stranger is to make a good point in front of me at the store.

I also find misusing "touche!" to people fun cuz it makes 'em look confused and then I can walk away.

Hurley said...

Please ask Iris all about her Touche fiasco...okay, I'll tell you. We were in college, and we were at my fraternity house sitting on the couch, and I said something like "let's go to the bar," and she goes "touche!!" So, I said "do you even know what that means?" And she said "yeah, it's like an emphatic "Yeah!," like Touche Motha Fucka!"" I about lost it, and told her what it meant, but to this day we say "touche Motha Fucka!" for everything. So stupid.

Nadja said...

That is AWESOME!