So, a new york spa says its bird poop facial is a big hit, or the "geisha facial" as the spa officially calls it. (so let me get this straight: a study shows a quarter of new yorkers have herpes AND they get bird poop facials? double yikes)
In light of the so called "bird poop facial" (which has other ingredients too, to tighten/brighten your skin, supposedly): to what extremes would you go (or do you go) for your appearance?
go to http://www.cnn.com/robin
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I am totally grossed out by this. Yep, I just vomited a bit in my mouth.
Whatever people want to do to themselves, fine but I just try to keep it as natural as possible, I don't mind aging at all. I do get facials and use creams....sans bird feces or any other feces for that matter!
I don't believe in injections of any sorts, for anyone. We don't know the effects yet of what Botox and stuff will do, I think it is so dangerous and just gross and not flattering. I also personally wouldn't get anything that required surgery.
ok..i'll try posting a comment again. stupid blogger won't let me do it.
ahem...
this is gross. bird poop is nasty. why would you do this? why would anyone want to put any type of poop on their face?
ugh.
appetite lost for the day. :(
You try it first and let us know how it works.
I knew this kid that said that the best thing for your face was when you woke up in the morning to pee on a towel and then press it into your face. Something about the pee having antioxidants and whatnot...only the first pee of the day though. I never ever did that, and had blocked it out of my brain until just now, but if someone wants to do some reading up on that and try it...I may do it just to blog about it.
i wouldn't want a facial with even 1 teaspoon of bird poop in it. no thanks.
Hurley.... That is just plain gross.
No I wouldn't put bird poo on my face.
Have always wanted to fix a few things on me, but don't think I would ever really go through with it.
Plus, I am already married.... he he (poor guy)
I've heard that before, too, Hurley. I've never tried it.
I don't have enough confidence in the filtration capabilities of my kidneys after all I've put them through.
I'm off to the spa to get shit-faced.
I wonder how someone figured this out. Did a pigeon just fly by some superficial woman who opened her arms and threw back her head, welcoming the falling poo? And as it sat on her face, did she stop to think, "Hmm... my skin feels tighter already!"
Two words...BIRD FLU!!! WTF people, wtf.
i heard more about it...apparently it's Nightingale poop and it's in powder form and, according to the news, it's sterile. how one sterilizes poop is beyond me.
sterile or not..it's still POOP.
Ohhhhh, it's Nightingale poop, I'm in!
I now need to buy a new computer because mine is all wet from the tears I've cried over laughing so hard at all your comments.
My husband said, "Do those people know it's bird poop?!"
I'm sure my husband would be really happy to hear I paid like $80 for bird shit to be put on my face. I can hear my dad saying right now, "Give ME $80! I'll go get some bird crap and slather it on for you!!!!"
Well written article.
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