Iris Took of Great Smials had shared a Craig's List listing that was awesomely looking for a "Drunk Clown." So I decided to share the one that my mom sent me. She said she just "happened" upon it. Whatever. I'll let her explain that one herself...
Looking to do any and all work/labor/chores for any Woman for FREE
What i'm looking for is quite unique. i'm a 21 year old male who goes to college, and is looking for a job in the area while i'm enrolled this year. However, this 'job' really doesn't have to pay much; in fact, it doesn't have to pay ANYTHING. What will i do? You name it, and i'll do it; it's that simple. As long as you're a Woman who thinks she could use my services, i'll gladly work for you around the house, around the office, or anywhere else you'd want me to. All for free. No, this isn't some stupid BS scam post, i'm just a young male with plenty of free time on my hands, who loves being bossed around by dominant women (no matter what their age). So why bother paying someone lots of money to come over and do your chores, wash your car, mow the lawn, or paint the garage? Why bother wasting your precious time doing those menial tasks, when you can just call me up, and order me to do them instead? Honestly, as long as i'm being 'used' by a dominant woman, i'll gladly do any work/labor for free. Want me to come over, vacuum all your rooms, do the dishes, give you a foot massage, or simply wait on you hand and foot after a long day at the office, all for nothing more than the opportunity to make your life easier and grovel at your feet? i'd be extatic for the privilege. If i've at all peaked your interest, please send me a message or spread the word along to any other females you know who might have a use for me. I promise i'll go out of my way to prove to you i'm 100% serious and real. If you still don't believe this offer is legit, you can even call me right now at 440-628-4166, or IM me on Yahoo or AIM at psb2k4. Hopefully my Couch Princess will contact me soon.
Original URL: http://toledo.craigslist.org/lbs/829489725.html
I will totally boss his ass around if he'll clean my basement.
3 comments:
Wow, that sounds like a James Patterson novel waiting to happen.
ohmy! i certainly would like to have this guy over to get a look myself, but only with like 3 of my physically strongest girlfriends around (in case he tries to pull off anything sketchy).
I'm almost expecting him to walk in and say, "Oh my God... I love your feet." And that for some reason is what is peaking the Creeper Scale.
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