I'm Concerned for my Mother's Eternal Well Being

My mom called me from her lunch break. She was sitting outside MCO and noticed a small plane with a banner circling the campus. She wondered "Why would there be a plane circling MCO with a large picture of Jesus on its banner?... oh my gosh it's a Geico ad with the caveman on it."

And God frowned with disapproval...

Here is a random fact in her honor:
"Think that being called a Neanderthal is an insult? Neanderthal man, the first human being in the true sense, had a brain capacity 100 cubic centimeters larger than modern man’s (or woman’s)."