The CIA is using several measures to get tribal leaders in Afghanistan to cough up information on the Taliban…including giving them help in the bedroom. According to the Washington Post, some officers have been passing out Viagra to the leaders to help coax out the knowledge. Find out if it is working…on both sides of the deal.
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Talk about your big tips: a waitress in Washington DC was given a diamond engagement ring by one of the restaurants regulars because her boyfriend couldn’t afford one. Going that much over 20%? Now that’s some quality service.
So that’s just some of the stuff we have simmering in our Crock Pot of news. Hope you have a fun Friday and a nice weekend.
Later Gator, --Keith, Morning Express Writer
2 comments:
I, um, really don't know what to say about the first one. That is an interesting method. I guess since waterboarding didn't work then they will try giving them blue balls instead. Oh our government....funny ones they are.
I wonder if the tribal leaders looked at that little blue pill and thought, "Oh great! Let's take some of those good American drugs!" thinking it was actually ecstasy or something. They're waiting for the effects to kick in and look what happens! Suddenly, a new shrine to worship appears (imagine the tribute statues that would be erected, whoa!).
Secondly, that's really nice of the restaurant regular. If I was that waitress, I wouldn't know what to think! The regular would get amazing service for the rest of his/her life at that place!
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