Would you like to see a freakin' awesome facial cleanser?

Of course you do. Who doesn't?
Solutions Plus+ Total Radiance Thermal Cleanser

Now the first time I used it it startled the crap out of me, because man, it gets WAAAARRRMM. But seriously, it scrubs well without being harsh and my skin looked better in the morning.

Here are the deets:
This self-heating, nutrient-enriched formula is designed to open pores and allow for a deeper clean, as it polishes and conditions skin. Instantly, smoothes surface skin and makes pores look smaller. Improves the look of skin tone and texture. Leaves skin looking vibrant. Dermatologist-tested. Non-comedogenic. Hypoallergenic.

It's $12.50 for 3.4 fl. oz.