When I signed up for you, I was living the life of luxury. The whole family was home together, Louis was helping with the baby every night, and I was feelin' fine. I started my NaBloPoMo project wide-eyed and so optimistic.
It was cute, really.
As I mentioned the other day, Louis is back to work. That means all night I tend to the ladies. Last night Athena was a wild woman. She was eating everything in sight, running in circles, and jumping around on the furniture like she's stark raving mad. To finish off the evening's feast and festivities, she shot-gunned 9oz of milk and had me lay down with her.
What the fu.... *suddenly covered in vomit*
"Don't worry mommy! I feel much better!"
Awesome, well, my whole head, Athena's shirt, and the bed were all covered in vomit. Late night bath time. Great.
*Cue Zofia screaming for a booby. Yep.
I was still cleaning vomit out of my ear this morning and I'm not over it yet.