Happy Freaking Valentine's Day

I am a Valentine's Day crab. I've never had a romantic one and I'm pretty sure I never will. I had high hopes (lolz) that I might get a bottle of wine, but alas, I'm only drinking the one I bought myself. I laughed at Grumpy Cat pictures with a friend all day:

 and then my little gift from God brought me this home:

Athena made a frigging Grumpy Cat in art today. It's a Valentine's Day miracle!

To repay her I made to-mah-to soup and heart shaped grilled cheese.

While I may never get showered by gifts by a man (or woman if I ever become a lesbian, God willing) but I'll always have these girls that make me smile.

For now:

Pass the wine.