... and I ain't no campaign advisor. But if you're on the trail, don't cheat on your wife.
And really don't cheat on her if she has cancer.
And really don't father an illegitimate child.
And really, REALLY DON'T VIDEOTAPE YOUR SEX-CAPADES!.
Not only will your wife catch wind, the FBI is watching it and laughing at you:
Ex-Edwards pal says FBI has sex tape- WTOL 11
I mean really, could he be anymore of a smarmy little wiener?