So, here is what I've managed to accomplish so far:
1. Spill breast milk all over.
2. Sizzle the cord to the Magic Bullet in the George Foreman (Obviously I love infomercials, but that is neither here nor there).
3. Suck the cord of my husbands cellphone charger into the sweeper thus totally stripping it.
4. Spill an entire smoothie on the floor, Athena, and me. (Athena smells like she's been drinking pina coladas.
Now I must go... my car is still in working order and I've got some driving to do.
9 comments:
Oh My Goodness! :(
That would be the kind of day where I would have gone straight back in bed and just stayed there!! I am sure your daughter would understand!!!
Hope your day gets better!
I think it is impossible to pump without spilling at least some breastmilk all over the place. Which is the worst because the stuff is, in fact, liquid gold.
As for your clumsiness, are you pregnant again??? hahahahahahaha
Finally, HAS Athena been drinking pina coladas? I, for one, do not like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain shows a lack of preparation.
Let's keep the breast milk talk to an absolute minimum ladies. Also, my mom has always told me "Hurley, you have to keep your magic bullet away from the George Foreman Grill." It's good advice, although a bit late now.
I could never get over the fact that that little blender thing is called "The Magic Bullet." I giggle every time I hear about it.
The Magic Bullet is a blender? Oh... okay... that clears a lot of things up for me. Nevermind what I would have said otherwise.
It's a blender?!? Ohhh, maybe my mom's concern was for shorting a fuse, and not for me at all! I'm going to have to think about this all day now. Am I loved, or was it all about electricity?
I like to talk about my Magic Bullet to unknowing people exactly because of things like this. It sounds JUST like it would be something dirty.
i'm so jealous that you have (had?) a magic bullet. i want one! :)
gosh...i hope your day today is better than yesterday.
Update: Magic Bullet is OK. Thank goodness, because it really is the ultimate party machine.
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