I just love the way Athena looks in my carrier and wanted to put it on here. For no other reason than cuteness. (Sorry for the cellphone pic, but we be mallin')
BUT I do have a gripe. How do I get strangers to quit running up and touching us without being inconsiderate? Yes, I know she is quite possibly the cutest thing this side of the Mississippi, but I don't care for their germs all over my baby.
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You seriously need to stick one of these on her carrier. Rhys has it in blue. Works like a champ. This, and my killer glances.
http://www.cafepress.com/kustomizedkids.138008585
Scream.
When strangers approach you two, just scream.
At the top of your lungs.
(I see a Prada ad in the background...where are you?)
CANNOT wait to see you soon!
L. I LOVE IT! I'm ordering one.
K. We're at Franklin Park Mall. I'm SO EXCITED for you guys to come here!! I can only hope that a fight breaks out between the new brothers over the Easter egg hunt like old times.
You can go to makeaonesie.com and create your own clever thing for her to wear, although nobody would see it in that cocoon you have her in.
I prefer to call it a "Wearable Baby Cage" thank you.
Go to a costume or Halloween shop and buy a bottle of some of their fake slime. Oftentimes they will come in different colors, including clear (although I cannot guarantee it won't be glow-in-the-dark). Whenever people start to approach you, subtly squirt some on your hand and make a sneezing motion with that slimed-up hand in front of Athena's face. "Ugh, my baby just sneezed on me again! I hate cold and flu season!" People will slowly back away, you will be in peace, and Athena will have glow-in-the-dark mucus.
OOOOOOOH! I would LOVE to slime people!!! As would Athena. She's diabolical like that.
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