Monday, March 17, 2008

Why would a parent be so mean?



Ancestry.com collected the "best worst names" of real, documented people from the U.S. Census Reports. Which do you think takes the cake?

Uranus Stukey
Ghoul Nipple
Acne Fountain
Lust T. Castle
Mary A. Jerk
Ima Whore
Mutton Bucker
Hugh Jass
Fanny Whiffer
Tackle Feigenbutz
Envy Burger
Bum Snoddy
Mule E. McCart
Lard Mooney
Good Hell
Emma Royd
Noble Butt

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tackle Feigenbutz.

Love it.

Jill Marie said...

Absolutely LOVE Emma Royd. May even consider using it!!!!

Sad Panda said...

Hugh Jass is my favorite! There are so many people I know that would do that to their kids!

Jill Marie said...

All kidding aside... when I gave birth to my daughter there was a young couple who named their baby SPONGEBOB. I thought little bee would get a kick out that!!!

Unknown said...

Ms. Bee would like to be their friend.

Traci said...

spongebob? seriously....oh my goodness.

i'm all for unique names...just not names like Noble Butt. that's just weird.

Traci said...

and this just in from People.com:

Former Punky Brewster star Soleil Moon Frye and her husband, Jason Goldberg, have welcomed their second child, a girl, the actress's rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.

Jagger Joseph Blue Goldberg was born Monday in Los Angeles and weighed 8 lbs., 6 oz. The couple also have a 2-year-old daughter, Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg.

....why do celebs insist on doing this to their kids?

Traci said...

can you almost imagine a class list at hollywood high?

apple
suri
jagger blue
poet sienna
moses
....and the list goes on.

Nadja said...

I got PLENTY of crap for my name when I was little. I can't even imagine what it will be like for an Apple or Pilot Inspektor.

Traci said...

oh yeah...i forgot about Pilot Inspektor.

lol. :)