This evening while Ms. Bee is trying to sleep peacefully, there are some things that I cannot stand. Blogging about them is an attempt to keep myself from going outside and thus winding up on the 11 o' clock news for Louis to see from work. "Hey! There's my wife! She's TOTALLY kicking the crap out of our neighbor!"
1. My neighbor sitting on his "hog" in the driveway just revving it. I get it! You've got a motorcycle and are totally sexy.
2. The guy behind me SCREAMING at his wife outside. Do you verbal abuse indoors please.
3. WHOEVER THE HELL IS SETTING OFF BOTTLE ROCKETS! YOU ARE GOING TO GET ONE SHOVED DIRECTLY IN YOUR BUTTHOLE!
4. The teenaged girl standing out in her driveway talking on the phone who obviously has trouble controlling the volume of her voice.
Oh you son of a biscuit eating bulldog! She's awake!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6 comments:
HAHAHA! I'm completely LOL-ing right now.
Why are people so annoying and rude?!?!
However, being on the news could be good!
"Yeah, I told those little punks if they set off one more bottle rocket the next one will be shoved directly up their butthole. It's not my fault they are kinky like that. P.S. visit Athena Bee's Organic and Natural Store website for all your Organic toy needs!!"
and we wonder why some people end up just moving to the countryside away from all this crap!
I LOVE the idea of plugging Athena Bee's while I'm being arrested! HAHAHAHA!!!!
I do all of my verbal abusing inside...and I don't have a hog, bottle rockets, or a chatty teenager. I'd be a good neighbor.
EVERY Monday morning, the gardeners for our development LEAF BLOW GRASS right outside our bedroom window from 7:30 a.m. until 8:00 a.m.
I want to JUMP THROUGH THE WALL/WINDOW and KILL HIM.
I understand completely.
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