Friday, July 25, 2008

I Love Horoscopes

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they Want.
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.
PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Tends to be overly-sensitive. Doesn't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.
ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers.. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) ;Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable But needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.
CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic. LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted.. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.
VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22) Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to.Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be very centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around.. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

12 comments:

Nadja said...

I'm right on the cusp of Cancer and Leo. I'm more cancer in that I'm not outgoing AT ALL, but I'm more Leo in that I'm a bossy Jerk.

Wrestling Kitties said...

I am a full out Taurus even though I am a few days away from being an Aries. I am pretty much straight on with everything a Taurus is. Two of my favorite things they say that are WAY true:

1) Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. (Um, beyond very true)
2) Can come off as boring, but they are not. (until you get to know me, people think this all the time!)

I love horoscopes

Sad Panda said...

I love horoscopes as well. I'm a Pisces (very fitting since I'm in love with H2O) and this is pretty fitting. The only one that does work is "Doesn't like details." I'm all about details!

Sad Panda said...

Sorry... correction: "The only one that DOESN'T work..."

TravelDiva said...

I am such a Taurus--even though I'm on April 20--the date that could go either way.

Ky • twopretzels.com said...

I am indeed a Leo.

Traci said...

i'm an aquarius. i agree with most of the description, except the whole "sweetheart" thing.

not a sweetheart...nope, not me.

but this: Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique...yeah that sounds like me.

Jill Marie said...

SAG- me to a T

Dri said...

Little R. is a Pisces through and through. Wow. I haven't paid attention to what sign he was or read anything about Pisces until right now. Hmmmm....

I'm a Taurus through and through. (Maybe that's why Little R. and I clash sometimes - when he dilly-dallies and I want him to hurry up.)

R is a good mix of Taurus and Aries, his birthday is pretty close to the cut-off of both.

Jenna is also be a Taurus....

Wow. Lots of Taurus' in this house....

Is that good or bad?

Hurley said...

I'm a cancer, but I'm on the cusp of Leo, so replace all the Emotional Cancer stuff with the bossy Leo stuff, and that's me!

Iris Took said...

Hurley, you are correct (about being a bossy Leo).

I am a Libra and it is totally accurate for me. Guess I better get a job where I am not alone all week huh?

Lori said...

Wow, many fellow Tauri here. Coincidentally, this Tuesday's Table Topic was going to ask about how accurate your astrological sign characteristics are. I decided to just save it for later. Act surprised.