Friday, January 30, 2009

Some of my favorite morning headlines

Caution! Zombies! Motorists warned
Drivers in one American city are being warned to watch out for zombies – by official roadside signs.

Death faker foiled by traffic cop
A motorist has been pulled over by police for a dodgy number plate. Big deal, you may ask? Well, he died 20 years ago.

Man 'rides white horse through snow while drunk'
A man is due in court accused of getting drunk and riding a white horse through a snowstorm.

World's first 3D porn film to start shooting

There are so many good ones I wish I could post them all...

3 comments:

Wrestling Kitties said...

HAHA! These are awesome! I think the man on a white horse riding through the snow was the funniest! Now I want to get drunk and ride a horse through the snow....I think that would be awesome!

And 3D porn, I mean come on....could there be anything better :)

Sad Panda said...

I am truly speechless.

I'm afraid of the 3D porn. And Ralphie's mom was afraid a BB Gun would poke your eye out! Imagine the horror as someone's hoo-ha came through the TV screen at you!

TravelDiva said...

LOL. Have a good weekend chica!