Why do I find myself laughing at this guy every single day?

I know, I know.... terrorists are NOT funny people. Why must he amuse me so???

Photo of Abdul Farouk Abdul Mutallab's "underwear bomb" made from a packet of PETN powder sewed into a pair of briefs. The image was obtained by ABC News and released on December 28, 2009, just days after the Northwest Airlines incident on December 25, 2009.

But, I mean, he sewed an explosive maxi-pad into his briefs!!!

Legal experts are saying, if he's convicted, the "Underwear Bomber" could be sentenced to life in Federal prison.
But even worse, for the rest of his life, he'll be known as the "Underwear Bomber."
- Conan O'Brien

Favorite Morning Headline

Man steals plane, flies to U.S., buys Gatorade

Story Highlights
-Authorities say pilot of stolen plane landed on dirt road, ran away
-Missouri store clerk on pilot: "He just came in, got a Gatorade"
-Flight lasted seven hours; pilot had F-16 fighter jets follow him most of the way
-In the midst of the pursuit, Wisconsin evacuated its state capitol in Madison

I believe my sister in law, Jill, would have done the same thing for Gatorade early in her pregnancy.

It's hard out there for a pimp

Elderly Man Charged With Bigamy, Married to Women in 3 Countries

My favorite quote:

"I gave women what they wanted. If they were foolish enough to marry me within a few weeks of meeting me that was up to them. They should have asked more questions," Killeen was quoted as saying.

(Meaning: "It's not my fault I'm so effin' sexy!")

Some of my favorite morning headlines

Caution! Zombies! Motorists warned
Drivers in one American city are being warned to watch out for zombies – by official roadside signs.

Death faker foiled by traffic cop
A motorist has been pulled over by police for a dodgy number plate. Big deal, you may ask? Well, he died 20 years ago.

Man 'rides white horse through snow while drunk'
A man is due in court accused of getting drunk and riding a white horse through a snowstorm.

World's first 3D porn film to start shooting

There are so many good ones I wish I could post them all...

HUH....Odd...

Cleveland, Ohio - The Cleveland Clinic announced Tuesday it has the First face transplant performed in U.S.

News of the Weird

One dead, six injured after faulty toilet seat falls

Sarkozy to sue over voodoo doll

'Fraudsters landed me with £150 McDonald's bill'