Thursday, February 19, 2009

I wish I was joking...


I totally love buying things from infomercials and I thought this little item looked awesome. Got one to try on the dogs, and it really is cool.

The problem? I read the directions, then made my way down to the "WARNINGS!!!". I am concerned about the eternal well being of the human race that this is necessary:
-Do not stick the Pedi-Paw in any of your orifices.

Really? Really??

7 comments:

Xazmin said...

Ha Ha! That is so sad, but it's what we are coming to!

Wrestling Kitties said...

Well if that is the case, then I guess I see no use for this device.



(We saw these at Meijer and wanted to get one for our cats. Though I truly believe it would be a form of torture for our cats rather then an easy and better way to trim their nails. Like the cat in the infomercial....it looked like it was plotting his owners death)

Jamie said...

I think this is SO weird because you really don't need a fancy device to do this. Use a dremel tool. It's virtually the exact same thing. We have been using a plain old dremel tool to quickly trim Nico's nails for years and it is so easy and painless.

Anonymous said...

BUT, Ms. Grumbles, can you stick it in any of your orifices? If not, then it's obviously no better than my Pedi Paw.

Anonymous said...

Seriously?!?!?!?? The "Warning" says that?! I think the Marketing department for that product should be given an A++ for making a mockery of stupid people!!! LOL That's hilarious!!! :D Funniest thing I've heard all day!

Jamie said...

I usually try to dremel my orifices once a week, for personal freshness..... ew.

Lori said...

Ouchie.