When you say human toy do you mean clown?
No, clowns are for children whose parents aren't willing to go the extra mile. Clowns also have a certain amount of free will while they are entertaining. Our toys do not. Their focus is 100% on meeting your child's specific entertainment needs.
Are your toys trained babysitters?
No silly, they are toys! They are no more of a babysitter than a wooden horse. That said, unlike most baby sitters, Human Toys are carefully screened, have passed a rigorous background check, are highly trained professionals, and are required not to participate in any activity that will endanger the welfare of a child. We have never had a family unhappy with their Human Toy experience.
What kind of activities will your toys do with my children?
Whatever activities your child wants! Unlike other children's entertainment services, Human Toy encourages your child to be creative and make up his/her own fun. That's what being a kid is all about!
Check out their catalog http://www.humantoys.net/catalog.html
3 comments:
How exactly do they get to your house? Do you have to ship the human toys? And is this for real?
seriously, I am confused. This can NOT be real. Wouldn't it just be considered a babysitting service?!?! I mean, really.
@ WK - "No silly, they are toys!" Didn't you read the information. ;)
Really???! I find this a little creepy. Hey, go ahead and hire an adult "toy" to play with your child.
WTF is right.
I love how the website specifies that this is a service for "fortunate" children. Really, these children are fortunate? Isn't playing WITH your child part of the parent's job?
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