... and a looks crisis.
... and an aging crisis.
Yesterday I caught a glimpse of myself on the web-cam Louis and Athena were playing with and I internally flipped. I look 30. Not a good 30. A bad 30.
My hair fell out when I had Athena and stayed uber thin, now it's falling out AGAIN after Zofia. Shit!!! It looks HORRIBLE! What do I do???
And is that MY body? No effing way! My boobs aren't that big! I'm not that frumpy! Am I?
AND I have dipped my toes into the working waters lately. This involves working a makeup event for Dior and also working at the real estate office.
OK. Those two things aren't even remotely related. Some day the kids are going to be bigger, less needy, and in school. I am a trained makeup artist, a licensed real estate agent, and went to school for psychology. Um, PICK SOMETHING!
Plus, my OCD has me stressed out right now with some Zofia/sleep things.
I'm distraught. Send professional help. Wait, didn't I study this in college? Sonofabitch.