I can fall down the Dog Shame Tumblr rabbit hole for HOURS and just laugh and laugh and laugh. My mom, her coworkers and I share our favorites via email.
Recently though, we realized that we could shame a variety of animals. Why let dog owners have all the fun? You see, roosters are assholes. I mean real deal shits. This is why the word "cock" is a swear word. Whenever my mom gets some real dicks, they wind up in my crock pot and everyone wins. Recently she has had a pair of potential crock potters. They're not mean to her, so she's resisting letting me cook them, but they are hen rapists.
I give you Mike and Andy:
As soon as she breaks and let's me crock pot them, I'll give you a new recipe.