Recently though, we realized that we could shame a variety of animals. Why let dog owners have all the fun? You see, roosters are assholes. I mean real deal shits. This is why the word "cock" is a swear word. Whenever my mom gets some real dicks, they wind up in my crock pot and everyone wins. Recently she has had a pair of potential crock potters. They're not mean to her, so she's resisting letting me cook them, but they are hen rapists.
I give you Mike and Andy:
As soon as she breaks and let's me crock pot them, I'll give you a new recipe.
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Those roosters have crazy eyes.
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