Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, January 6, 2011

I've never had a favorite joke.


While I have quite the sense of humor, regular old jokes never really get me. I love stand up comedy and funny stories, but the one liners with the dopey punch lines generally just make me groan.

This is no longer the case.

Every week I read Little Big's "Follow Friday" posts. (It's an abundance of fabulous tweets from various Twitter users.) One of them included this tweet:

AKbirder The bartender asks “what’s that steering wheel doing in your pants?” The pirate answers, “Aaaarg, it’s driving me nuts”.


I keep thinking about it throughout the day and randomly laughing. It's my new favorite joke.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Happy Square Root Day



Square Root Day is when the day and the month are square roots. So if you multiply 3 and 3, you get 9 for 3-3-09. The last one was 2-2-04.
It's a holiday founded back in the '40s by a group of students who felt they weren't getting enough wedgies.
- Jimmy Kimmel

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