Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Oh this just irritated me...

I went to Google "Jessica Simpson HairDo" (as you all well know I'm a big fan of wigs) because I want some of the bangs here:

Yeah, those are CLIP ONS!!! Aren't they cute? I found them on sale on Amazon... but that's beside the point.

The point is a more searched Jessica Simpson term is "Jessica Simpson FAT!" followed by this picture:

Poor outfit choice? Uh huh. Unflattering bra? You bet. Fat girl? NO WAY. I'd guess she's a size 6 AT THE MOST. So if she's fat, so am I. And if you call ME fat, I'll punch you in the neck.

So just tell me I have cute bangs and we'll be friends.


TLC said...

yeah i wish i was 'fat' like jessica simpson. it's no wonder so many girls and women have eating disorders. geesh.

but, those clip on bangs are cute. ;)

Quiet Oasis said...

She probably went from a size 0 to a size 6 and everyone was stunned by her "weight gain". More, I agree with you, that it was just an unflattering outfit. Because when I look at this picture more closely, she surely is about a size 6.

wrestling kitties said...

Ok, first we need a link to these clipon bangs!! too fun. I want to try bangs but just don't know how they will look on me and don't know if I want them all the time as I like the hair off my face most of the time. These would be fun to try, especially if they are not too expensive!

As for Jessica S. I think it is ridiculous that they are calling her fat. Obviously the clothes and angle of the photo were not good but so she gained a few pounds and was at a HEALTHY weight. I HATE that Hollywood makes women who are actually at healthy weights out to be these huge fatties* - i mean, really. Come on. It is just horrible.

*I don't know what it is but the word fatties cracks me up!! I am a big girl and I know I should not like that word, but it is HILARIOUS!

Iris Took said...

I want to be fat* like JS.

WK I just died laughing at the fatties comment.

Ky (Two Pretzels) said...

Those are such terrible pants.

SUCH terrible pants. I would never knowingly and willingly wear pants that illicit camel toe.

I too, want to see those clip-on bangs.

freckleface said...

I agree 100%. I wish I looked as good as she does. Granted I have 3 kids but anyway...bad bad outfit!

freckleface said...

Oh yeah, my stylist would be seeking employment elsewhere