Yeah, those are CLIP ONS!!! Aren't they cute? I found them on sale on Amazon... but that's beside the point.
The point is a more searched Jessica Simpson term is "Jessica Simpson FAT!" followed by this picture:
Poor outfit choice? Uh huh. Unflattering bra? You bet. Fat girl? NO WAY. I'd guess she's a size 6 AT THE MOST. So if she's fat, so am I. And if you call ME fat, I'll punch you in the neck.
So just tell me I have cute bangs and we'll be friends.