Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Lest you think he's perfect...

I can't let Louis get an inflated ego. I need to keep his ass in check.

I'd like to now share a conversation that we had.

I found my old real estate business card picture in a trunk. It's an 8 x 10 glossy, so I could really inspect it. (Why so big, you ask? I liked sticking it in random places to make it look like my real estate partner carried it around. Mature. That's me.)

So I'm gawking at it for a while. My hair looks great, my skin is perfect, and I'm thin. Thin with little boobs no less.

"Ohmygosh Louis! Look at this! How do I look like this again?"

*snorts* "Get a time machine."

*shocked. appalled* "You're supposed to tell me I DO look like that!"

"Oh, sorry." (Still doesn't say it, though.)

So I went and shaved my legs and armpits with his razor. (Passive aggressive revenge for the win!)

8 comments:

SassyTimes said...

LOL! Boys.

the grumbles said...

ehehehehehehe.

Iris Took said...

I like that he STILL didn't say it.

freckleface said...

I laughed...THAT is exactly what Chad would say!

Wendy said...

Hahaaaaa!

Written Permission said...

Heh. Boys. I enjoyed your passive-aggressive revenge tactics. :)

wrestling kitties said...

HAHAHAHA! Awesome (I would do something like that to Terry.)

Ky • twopretzels.com said...

(I could HEAR the snort.)

Ah, Lou...