I was attempting to leave a voicemail for a loan officer and Zofia went bat-shit-crazy. I tried shushing her and scooting her away with my leg while trying to keep my voice even. She took my leg being out as an opportunity to pull my pants down.
Blurry as she shimmies them down my leg.
Pants are down. Now to attempt getting back up the birth canal.
Luckily right in my reach were my Professional Grade Baby Shushers
Aaaaaawww yeeeeeahhh. Works every time.