"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here are my boobies. With a toddler on them. Call me maybe? We'll go see Twilight together or something.... hey! Where are you going?"
My version of the song is funnier and better.
Anywho, let's catch up on my hair loss and lady parts. It's still coming out like whoa and my lady parts are on the fritz. Zofia is 2 1/2 years old and I still haven't gotten my menstrual cycle back yet. I hadn't really given it much thought until I realized, "Hey. I haven't had a period since September of 2009. That can't be normal." So I contacted my lactation consultant extraordinaire and just as I suspected, it's not the norm. This urged me to call my regular doctor and give him the deets:
Lady parts on the fritz
Libido hovering around -10 on the sexy scale
See where I'm going with this? Menopause. At 32. Turns out that's exactly the age that it started for my grandma. Sooooooo..... back to the lab for more tests.
I'll throw a lady parts party if I finally get some answers. Here's my uterus: