Thursday, November 29, 2012

Shall I get all T.M.I. up in hurrr?? Lady Parts? Yes, lady parts.

Sure. Why not. I like telling overly personal things to people rendering them speechless. It's my thing.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here are my boobies. With a toddler on them. Call me maybe? We'll go see Twilight together or something.... hey! Where are you going?"

My version of the song is funnier and better.

Anywho, let's catch up on my hair loss and lady parts. It's still coming out like whoa and my lady parts are on the fritz. Zofia is 2 1/2 years old and I still haven't gotten my menstrual cycle back yet. I hadn't really given it much thought until I realized, "Hey. I haven't had a period since September of 2009. That can't be normal." So I contacted my lactation consultant extraordinaire and just as I suspected, it's not the norm. This urged me to call my regular doctor and give him the deets:

No Period.
Hot flashes
Itchy skin
Lady parts on the fritz
Libido hovering around -10 on the sexy scale
RAGE

See where I'm going with this? Menopause. At 32. Turns out that's exactly the age that it started for my grandma. Sooooooo..... back to the lab for more tests.

I'll throw a lady parts party if I finally get some answers. Here's my uterus:


by ~shhscribbles


                                              ©2008-2012 ~shhscribbles

8 comments:

the grumbles said...

GAH, you're kidding! hopefully they can at least get you some mild treatments to smack the rage back down into shut up town. also your song was amazing.

Wrestling Kitties said...

UGH.

Hopefully you will find answers soon and can get you feeling normal...you know, Nadja normal ;-)

k said...

I have a jenky uterus too. Let's vote them off the island.

Ky • twopretzels.com said...

WHAT?????

Shut up.

Nadja Brocus said...

I just read my own song and laughed again. I'm incredibly talented.

Nadja Brocus said...

It's tough. I'd be so happy to have answers but menopause would be odd to face at this point in my life.

Nadja Brocus said...

I come from a long line of jenky uteri. I guess I shouldn't be surprised and thank the heavens I got it to produce two kids.

Nadja Brocus said...

Seriously. My face is fixed like this right now :/