I really DO NOT want to wear color. I feel like it would be too much on a girl of my, um, girth. Gray/charcoal may be as far as I'll go with that.
Can I wear pants with an embellished top? My only concern about the shorter dresses is what if I get elephant legs again?
I think I like the long black one with these accessories:
I would like opinions/suggestions/etc. as I have been told on more than one occasion that I dress "weird."