Or I tell the story of our romantic vacation: "We were standing on the beach, holding hands with all these newlyweds. They were all hugging and kissing, and then I turned to Louis and... he farted as loud as humanly possible.
Or as we're laying in bed and he announces "I'll go get a vasectomy if you promise right now you're not going to go divorce me."
Ah. Romance. He haz it.
Athena was shooting a video the other day with Louis and I blissfully unaware. (You hear her warn me, but it falls on deaf ears.)
It's all cuteness of her sister with a loving exchange between Louis and me in the background.
Why do I share this? I have no idea. Sleep deprivation may be making it funnier to me than it should.
You can sign up for our marriage counseling sessions any time. After almost a decade together, we got this shit on lock.