"Hello! Thank you for calling XYZ Realty, how can I help you?" - Friendly Secretary
"MOM! SPONGEBOB IS ON! I'M HUNGRY! WHERE'S MY FOOOOOOD!!!!" - Athena
"Yes, um..." -Me
"MOM! Sissy pooped! IT STINKS SO BAD!!!!" -Athena
"... sorry. I'd like to set an appointment to see 1234 Foreclosure Lane on... {inaudible due to following statement} -Me
"MOM! Does Spongebob have a penis???"
"I'm sorry, when did you want to show that listing?" - Slightly Taken Aback Secretary
"I'd like to show it..." {inaudible} -Me
"MOM! Why does Dad have buttcheeks???" -Athena
"Uh, I'd like to show it..." -Me
"You know, MA'AM, you can set these appointments online..." -Unfriendly Secretary
"MOM! Watch me jump from the couch to the table!!
"Uh, ok, thanks I'll do that... OMG ATHENA DON'T!!!" -Me
{crash boom SCREAM!}
{click. Dial tone}
Sigh....
*I'd like to assure you that no part of this is an exaggeration*
